Folk Tales
Author's TalesBlixie Bimber grew up looking for luck. If she found a horseshoe she took it home and put it on the wall of her room with a ribbon tied to it. She would look at the moon through her fingers, under her arms, over her right shoulder but never never over her left shoulder. She listened and picked up everything anybody said about the ground hog and whether the groundhog saw his shadow when he came out the second of February. If she dreamed of onions she knew the next day she would find a silver spoon. If she dreamed of fishes she knew the next day she would meet a strange man who would call her by her first name. She grew up looking for luck.
She was sixteen years old and quite a girl, with her skirts down to her shoe tops, when something happened. She was going to the post office to see if there was a letter for her from Peter Potato Blossom Wishes, her best chum, or a letter from Jimmy the Flea, her best friend she kept steady company with.
Jimmy the Flea was a climber. He climbed skyscrapers and flagpoles and smokestacks and was a famous steeplejack. Blixie Bimber liked him because he was a steeplejack, a little, but more because he was a whistler.
Every time Blixie said to Jimmy, “I got the blues, whistle the blues out of me,” Jimmy would just naturally whistle till the blues just naturally went away from Blixie.
On the way to the postoffice, Blixie found a gold buckskin whincher. There it lay in the middle of the sidewalk. How and why it came to be there she never knew and nobody ever told her. “It”s luck,” she said to herself as she picked it up quick.
And so she took it home and fixed it on a little chain and wore it around her neck. She did not know and nobody ever told her a gold buckskin whincher is different from just a plain common whincher. It has a power. And if a thing has a power over you then you just naturally can”t help yourself.
So around her neck fixed on a little chain Blixie Bimber wore the gold buckskin wincher and never knew it had a power and all the time the power was working.
“The first man you meet with an X in his name you must fall head over heels in love with him” said the silent power in the gold buckskin whincher.
And that was why Blixie Bimber stopped at the postoffice and went back again asking the clerk at the postoffice window if he was sure there wasn”t a letter for her. The name of the clerk was Silas Baxby. For six weeks he kept steady company with Blixie Bimber. They went to dances, hayrack rides, picnics and high jinks together.
All the time the power in the gold buckskin whincher was working. It was hanging by a little chain around her neck and always working. It was saying, “The next man you meet with two X”s in his name you must leave all and fall head over heels in love with him.”
She met the high school principal. His name was Fritz Axenbax. Blixie dropped her eyes before him and threw smiles at him. And for six weeks he kept steady company with Blixie Bimber. They went to dances, hayrack rides, picnics and high jinks together.
“Why do you go with him for steady company?” her relatives asked.
“It”s a power he”s got,”Blixie answered, “I just can”t help it it”s a power.”
“One of his feet is bigger than the other, how can you keep steady company with him?” they asked again.
All she would answer was, “It”s a power.”
All the time, of course, the gold buckskin whincher on the little chain around her neck was working. It was saying, “If she meets a man with three X”s in his name she must fall head over heels in love with him.”
At a band concert in the public square one night she met James Sixbixdix. There was no helping it. She dropped her eyes and threw her smiles at him. And for six weeks they kept steady company going to band concerts, dances, hayrack rides, picnics and high jinks together.
“Why do you keep steady company with him? He”s a musical soup eater,” her relatives said to her.
And she answered, “It”s a power I can”t help myself.”
Leaning down with her head in a rain water cistern one day, listening to the echoes against the strange wooden walls of the cistern, the gold buckskin whincher on the little chain around her neck slipped off and fell down into the rainwater.
“My luck is gone,” said Blixie. Then she went into the house and made two telephone calls. One was to James Sixbixdix telling him she couldn”t keep the date with him that night. The other was to Jimmy the Flea, the climber, the steeplejack.
“Come on over, I got the blues and I want you to whistle ”em away,” was what she telephoned Jimmy the Flea.
And so if you ever come across a gold buckskin whincher, be careful. It”s got a power. It”ll make you fall head over heels in love with the next man you meet with an X in his name. Or it will do other strange things because different whinchers have different powers.